Being funny on Twitter is NOT, in fact, a waste of time.
The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets is available now!
And I’m in it!
When I got my hands on The Big Book of Parenting Tweets last year, I made it my mission to get into any follow-ups to it. And I did. WOO HOO!
Not familiar with the series yet? It’s the best of the funny parenting tweets, some of which are illustrated to make you laugh even harder at the insanity that is parenthood. This is a great gift for any parent or parent-to-be, ready to gift just in time for Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Here’s the complete list of all the funny men and women in this book along side me:
α geek (@alfageeek)
My wife doesn’t think I’m funny. My three kids think I’m hilarious. Odds are, my wife is right.
Amy Dillon (@amydillon)
Does “mad” apply more to people working in advertising or staying home with their kids? This donut-loving, patience-lacking mom of two boys is finding out.
Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective)
I’m wrapped around my daughters’ little fingers. Don’t tell them I said that. They have HUMONGOUS egos already. My only goal on Twitter is to make myself laugh.
Andy Herald (@AndyHerald)
Humorist, designer, owner of a beard and father to three sons. You will know him by his earbuds. Also, his youngest son glued the shift key on his laptop.
Bethany Thies (@BPMBadassMama)
“THAT lady” *eyebrow raised* with the screaming kids is me. Nice to meet you.
Brad Broaddus (@BradBroaddus)
Father to four crazy kids. He spends most of his time chasing kids and wondering why he didn’t just get a dog.
Jen Good (@BuriedWithKids)
The doctor said, “There’s two and something else.” I said, “Dear God, let it be a tumor.” Then I became the proud mom to triplets and their big brother.
Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22)
I type words on my home computer and then, using an Internet connection, I post those words to the World Wide Web. In my spare time, I teach first grade.
Stephanie Jankowski (@CrazyExhaustion)
English teacher by trade, smack talker by nature, Stephanie is a mother of three who lives by the mantra: Life is too short! Laugh!
Mike Julianelle (@DadandBuried)
A thirtysomething Brooklynite who is sharing his experiences as a father and bitching about the ways the existence of his son is destroying his social life.
Brent Almond (@DesignerDaddy)
Comics-loving, work-at-home graphic designer/blogger & 45-year-old gay dad of a 5-year-old son. Utility belt contents: Starbucks, Advil, Just for Men
Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss)
I’m a 50%-er giving 75%! Mom of three boys trying to raise three good men who put the toilet seat down. Professional giggler and philanthropist extraordinaire. Full bio
Sarah del Rio (est. 1975) (@est1975blog)
Mother of one. Grower of chin hairs. Leaker of pee. One foot in grave. Writer and editor. Writer of the humor blog, est. 1975, for the ladies of Generation X.
Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins)
I have twin boys and a cool wife. I mostly tweet about things they say and do. My parents stopped following me, so all bets are off.
Chrissy Howe (@FullMetalMommy)
Fearless, ever-pregnant mother warrior to three little hand grenades. I share my life like an open book, but keep your grubby mitts off of my chocolate.
Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily)
Named one of Mashable’s 17 Funny Moms on Twitter in 2013 and Year’s Meanest Mom by her kids in 2014. Full bio
Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell)
Worst housewife ever. Mom to mortified teenage twins. Living a life of minivan madness. Full bio
Kalvin MacLeod (@KalvinMacLeod)
I don’t know what I’m doing.
Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall)
Stay-at-home mom of three kids. When I’m not answering bizarre questions or wiping poop off the walls, you can find me on Twitter. Full bio
KC of TX (@kcmoore51)
Husband, father, proud Texan, twitter-addict, and enthusiast of any and all things related to tacos, yoga pants, pillow forts, and Oreos.
Kim Bongiorno (@letmestart)
Mom, wife, author, blogger, freelance writer. If she were less tired, she’d totally jazz up her bio so you’d never forget this moment.
Linda Doty (@LindaInDisguise)
Momming since ‘83, Linda’s up for parole in 2024 when her fifth and last child turns 20. She hides on Twitter because her kids keep finding her in the liquor store. Full bio
Lurk at Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom)
You’ll see me. I’ll be the mom in line for the family bathroom in the mall with tiny ketchup handprints all over my shirt.
Marl’s beans (@Marlebean)
Quirky mom of 2 silly kids and 1 big kid/ husband. Juggling it all with sass and class. But if anyone asks, I’m writing these jokes for a pinterest project.
Mary Widdicks of Outmanned (@MaryWiddicks)
My husband calls me honey. My sons call me mommy. The baby calls me milk. The dogs call me their indentured servant. I am a writer and a SAHM. I am outmanned.
Wendy S. (@maughammom)
Minivan mom. Probably an unwitting accomplice to my kids’ plans for world domination. I never turn down dessert.
Carisa Miller (@mcarisa)
Forever adjusting my undergarments in public. Writer, Director, Humorist, Nut-job. Wife of my husband. Mother of two fireball daughters and an ill-tempered cat.
Yes, I do wear sweatervests. And somehow I still became a parent. There’s hope, nerds.
elleroy was here @modmomelleroy
Lives in NJ with her husband and two boys, who say she’s the female Larry David. She’ll criticize your parallel parking to prove it. She blogs, tweets and curates her son’s booger collection.
Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35)
Best-selling, award-winning author of humor and comedy books. Father. Husband. Amazing
lover. Vertically challenged and very, very lazy.
Deva Dalporto (@mylifesuckers)
When she’s not making parody videos and singing about her saggy boobs on YouTube, Deva is busy trying to prevent her two kids from slaughtering each other.
Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw)
All four of my kids are still breathing. Award, please. I blog at NicoleLeighShaw.com where I’ve embarrassed my mother many, many times.
Dad to son. Husband to wife. Enemy to few. Friend to fewer. Indifferent to most. I only shave once a week. I once killed a spider with my bare hands. I’m a carnivore and my wife is vegan, so basically I suffer a lot.
One Funny Mummy (@OneFunnyMummy)
One Funny Mummy writes what she knows: chaos and poop. She lives in Whine Country with her funny hubby, two cheeky monkeys and her dwindling sanity.
Jennifer Lizza (@OutsmartedMommy)
Mom of two energy-filled, lovable boys. Traded in my salary to raise them. They outsmart me daily. It’s probably the lack of sleep.
Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman)
Writer, humorist and mother. People say I’m a bad cook. They’re right. Author of the book
At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles.
Chris Cate (@ParentNormal)
A three-time parent who prefers to laugh than cry during his close encounters of the baby, toddler and kindergarten kind. Full bio
Pete Lynch (@pjtlynch)
Along with raising three boys, Pete spends his remaining time on the Internets writing comedy and pretending to run Long John Silver’s.
Amanda Mushro (@QuestionableCIP)
Candy Land loser, Yoga pants enthusiast, and mom of two that’s laughing at life as a parent so they don’t commit her.
Tracy fills her days helping her kids find their stuff, figuring out what’s for dinner, and repeating that socks without feet in them do not belong in the living room.
Sarcastic Mommy (@SarcasticMommy4)
Trying to be queen of an all-male household with a husband, four boys and a male dog. My life is … interesting.
Celeste, Kim & Natalie (@really10months)
Delivering the truth about pregnancy, parenting and the randomness of life. Authors of the book It’s Really 10 Months.
Single career mom looking after two boys and Dad. To fully accept living with all males, I now douse myself with asparagus urine and lean into a sneeze.
Simon Holland (@SimonCHolland)
If Hollywood made a movie about my life, the actor playing me would be whoever is best at walking around their house turning off lights.
Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox)
Recovering stay-at-home mom. You can usually find her hiding in the bathroom since she doesn’t play well with others.
Steve Olivas (@SteveOlivas)
Air drummer in the Twitter garage band; playing gigs when my wife lets me. Please hold your applause until after the kids move out.
Keith Newbery (@tchrquotes)
Keith is a husband and father from Kansas. He has three kids and a dog. When he’s not exploiting his children on Twitter, he is a high school English teacher.
La Vie En Meh (@thealexnevil)
The Alex Nevil got his big break playing “Daddy” and can now be seen in “NO NO NO!” & “Fine, Here’s Some Candy”. His child is occasionally cute.
An exhausted working mom of an energetic toddler, she shares excerpts of her gradual descent into madness.
Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn)
I’m an upstanding human being, except for when I’m not, which is almost always.
Yuvi Zalkow (@yuvizalkow)
Dad, husband, novelist, podcaster, essayist, tweeter, grocery store shopper, hider in the bathroom, weeper under the desk, stasher of vodka. Bald.
R. Catalano (@zoevsuniverse)
Mother to an Evil Mastermind in training. Amateur at life. Professional at the laugh-cry.