We all fall into the trap of trying to be perfect, thinking that it’s a good thing to be. PLEASE KNOW THAT THESE ATTEMPTS DO NOT END WELL. Evidence of this is the fourth book in the New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, I Just Want to Be Perfect.

I Just Want to Be Perfect features 37 of the funniest women writers on the web, all ready to share their perfect failures so you can learn to embrace your imperfections, too:

Jen Mann – People I Want to Punch in the Throat / I Just Want to Pee Alone

Bethany Kriger Thies – Bad Parenting Moments

Deva Nicole Dalporto – MyLifeSuckers

Julianna Wesby Miner – Rants From Mommyland  

Lola Lolita – SammichesPsychMeds / MockMom

Kim Bongiorno – Let Me Start By Saying

Alyson Herzig – The Shitastrophy

Kathryn Leehane – Foxy Wine Pocket

Harmony Hobbs – Modern Mommy Madness

Erin Dwyer Dymowski – Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Tara Wood – Love Morning Wood

Kelcey Kintner – The Mama Bird Diaries

Lisa René LeClair – Sassypiehole

Joelle Wisler – Joelle Wisler, Writer

Christine McDevitt Burke Keeper of The Fruit Loops

Meredith Spidel – The Mom of the Year

Meredith Gordon – Bad Sandy

Nicole Leigh Shaw – NicoleLeighShaw.com

Allison Hart – Motherhood, WTF?

Jennifer Lizza – Outsmarted Mommy

Suzanne Fleet – Toulouse and Tonic

AK Turner – Vagabonding with Kids

Robyn Welling – Hollow Tree Ventures

Ashley Fuchs The Malleable Mom

Kim Forde – The Fordeville Diaries

R. Catalano – Zoe vs. the Universe

Chrissy Woj – Quirky Chrissy

Stacey Gill – One Funny Motha

Wendi Aarons – wendiaarons.com

Jen Simon – jensimonwriter.com

Janel Mills 649.133: Girls, the Care and Maintenance Of.

Jessica Azar – Herd Management

Susanne Kerns –The Dusty Parachute

Audrey Hayworth – Sass Mouth

Hedia Anvar – Gunmetal Geisha

Christine Organ – christineorgan.com

Shya Gibbons – ShyaGibbons

Did you see that? My name is on that list! Yes, I’m making my fourth appearance in this laugh-out-loud, brutally honest anthology series with a story about a little (very painful) something I tried to pretend didn’t exist, and exactly how that went.

I’m thrilled to be a member of this tribe of strong women writers who simply want to make others know they are not alone in this fruitless quest for perfection, and laugh while doing so. Grab a copy for yourself today!

Happy reading!

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